A 2D metroidvania platformer starring the most dashing mustached hero with the best collection of cheese.
All The Things
Platforming and exploration in a reasonably large and moderately mysterious underground realm
Collect abilities to unlock new areas, which contain new abilities, which unlock new areas, you know how this works, I don’t have to explain it
Gorgeous artwork full of pretty pixels
A soundtrack with lots of notes and even more rests
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Many Ways To Play
Collect abilities and explore in Classic Mode, test your skills in Time Attack, or follow specific routes in Challenge Mode.
John Q. Dawson
Gentleman. Scholar. Cheese enthusiast.
All he wanted was to go to a cheese-tasting party. Now he's in another dimension. Another dimension. Another dimension.
(Game is guaranteed not to include these)
No skill tree
No day/night cycles
No point-based morality system
No character creator
No cover system
No Eldritch Horrors (probably)
A Dashing Hero
John Q. Dawson jumps, dashes, and collects cheese. More importantly, though, he learns about himself. It's like a metaphor for life.
"But why is there cheese?"
- My Grandmother
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